hail-satan-and-redpandas:

karkats-left-testicle:

calliopalope:

nicotinerampage:

likeatolarboss:

geekofnature:

lazylinh:

I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese. 

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

“I was born chinese”

“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

Adam and Ling-Ling, oh my god.

ling-ling

i cannot

I dont think anything iv ever seen will top this

omg

(Source: teruprince)